"Commandments" of SDN

So SDN has the potential to be a great resource for pre-meds. Alas, the forums of the student doctor network are full of eccentricities and neuroticism. Here's a joking list of commandments for those who dare to venture into this abyss. 

1) Thou shall not troll

2) Thou shall not discuss MD vs DO

3) Thou shall not say MCATs

4) Thou shall not start the same stupid threads

4.5) Thou shall make liberal use of the search function

5) Thou shall not discuss under represented minorities

6) Thou shall wait till August to change thy title to medical student

7) Thou shall not post in class threads until thy art a member of said class

8) Thou shall consume great quantities of salt when partaking of SDN

9) He that speaketh of Prestige shall be stoned

10) Thou shall not seek to identify LizzyM

11) Thou shall not fret over one C+

12) He that speaketh of money or lifestyle shall be stoned

13) Thou shall limit thy post to 1500 characters.

14) Thou shall send thank you letters

14.5) Thou shall not send thank you letters

15) Thou shall limit thyself to one utterance of "We're going to be doctors"

16) Thou shall not ask if medical school is hard